Taylor said:
I am relatively agnostic about people putting Halloween kitsch, and seasonal kitsch in general, on their property. But today I saw a deer with what looked liked Halloween kitsch (looked like fake cobwebs with various kitschy crap in it) tangled up in his antlers. He looked in distress, but obviously just ran away when I approached him.
If you are putting this kind of kitsch out, please remember that we have wildlife wandering through our neighborhoods, and take that into consideration in choosing what you are putting out.
Next up: A deer that dies a horrible death choking on this crap.
Thank you so much for posting this.
I host as many as a dozen deer on my property in South Orange as it is partially wooded. I'm also seeing warnings online about that dangerous fake spider web entangling birds.
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I am relatively agnostic about people putting Halloween kitsch, and seasonal kitsch in general, on their property. But today I saw a deer with what looked liked Halloween kitsch (looked like fake cobwebs with various kitschy crap in it) tangled up in his antlers. He looked in distress, but obviously just ran away when I approached him.
If you are putting this kind of kitsch out, please remember that we have wildlife wandering through our neighborhoods, and take that into consideration in choosing what you are putting out.
Next up: A deer that dies a horrible death choking on this crap.