when people ask why Trump or Vance or the MAGAs say or do something awful that seems counterproductive (like doubling down on the childless cat lady thing) I'm always reminded of the frog and scorpion fable that ends with this line:
"I could not help myself. It is my nature."
A quote for JD Vance.
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
― Lewis Carroll
For true believers everywhere:
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you in trouble; it's what you know for certain, but just ain't so." - M. Twain
TomR
“America is a divided nation, between people who love Twain and people who quote him.”
Tom_R said:
For true believers everywhere:
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you in trouble; it's what you know for certain, but just ain't so." - M. Twain
TomR
"I never said most of the things I said."
Yogi Berra
“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.”
― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow
“Anyone who can not go into nature and enjoy it without killing, should not be allowed entrance.”-Henrik Ibsen
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
attributed to Voltaire.
“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world: indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.” This quote is attributed to Margaret Mead, an anthropologist and recipient of the Planetary Citizen of the Year Award in 1978. The quote emphasizes the power of a small group of people to create change.
This quote from Albert Einstein has been described as an inaccurate translation but I love it just this way.
“A human being is part of a whole, called by us the ‘Universe’ —a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts, and feelings, as something separated from the rest—a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.”
I was going to post a Madison quote but I fell in love with this more poetic piece.

One of the James Madison quotes that feels right for the moment.
A PURE HEART IS YOUR SUPERPOWER- Rissala.
Having a warm heart in a cold world is not innocence–it's defiance. It means you've walked through betrayal, through loss, through fire... & refused to let the world turn you to ice.That kind of purity isn't fragile. It's forged. It's dangerous.
― Arthur Schopenhauer, The Basis of Morality
Morganna said:
“Compassion for animals is intimately associated with goodness of character, and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man.”― Arthur Schopenhauer, The Basis of Morality
Donald Trump hates dogs.
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